Wednesday, October 28th, 2026
Joke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestBrie & Cheddar Apple Beer Soup
| Special InterestSt. Louis’s Gateway Arch is completed
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| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Oct. 28th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestThursday, October 29th, 2026
Turkey Salisbury Steaks
| Special InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestThe Stock Market Crash
| Special InterestJohn Glenn returns to space
| Special InterestNotable Birthdays Oct. 29th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestFriday, October 30th, 2026
Orson Welles’s “War of the Worlds” radio play is broadcast
| Special InterestBreakfast Baked Sweet Potatoes with Almond Butter, Banana & Chia
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Oct. 30th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestValleyscare
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Valleyfair | ShakopeeSaturday, October 31st, 2026
Cube Steaks with Gravy
| Special InterestMartin Luther posts 95 theses
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestHalloween
| NATL - National HolidaysToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Oct. 31st 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestNational Knock-Knock Joke Day 😆
| NATL - Public InterestTricks&Treats
| 12:00 pm | Local Events | Valleyfair | ShakopeeFree Holiday Uber, Lyft and Cab Rides
| 5:00 pm | Local Events | Saint Paul, MN | Saint PaulValleyscare
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Valleyfair | ShakopeeSips & Slays Halloween Drag Show | Sociable Cider Werks
| 7:30 pm | Arts and Entertainment | Sociable Cider Werks | MinneapolisSunday, November 1st, 2026
Today's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestLast Quarter Moon
| NATL - Moon PhasesCrispy (No-Fry) Potato Pancake Poppers
| Special InterestSistine Chapel ceiling opens to public
| Special InterestDaylight Savings Ends
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Nov. 1st 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestTricks&Treats
| 12:00 pm | Local Events | Valleyfair | ShakopeeHopkins Westwind Concert Band: From Tokyo to Broadway
| 3:00 pm | Arts and Entertainment | Hopkins Center for the Arts | HopkinsMonday, November 2nd, 2026
Today's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestHoward Hughes’s “Spruce Goose” flies
| Special InterestThe Controversial 2000 Presidential Election
| Special InterestCrock Pot Chicken Noodle Soup
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Nov. 2nd 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestNational Stress Awareness Day 😟
| NATL - Public InterestNot Sure if Chiropractic is Right for You? Ask the Doc!
| 12:01 am | Health Seminars and Screenings | Back in Shape Chiropractic | Golden ValleyTuesday, November 3rd, 2026
Election Day
| NATL - GovernmentQuick and Easy Chicken Noodle Soup
| Special InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestOne World Trade Center officially opens in New York City, on the site of the Twin Towers
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestNational Sandwich Day 🥪
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Nov. 3rd 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestWednesday, November 4th, 2026
Entrance to King Tut’s tomb discovered
| Special InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestCajun Shrimp
| Special InterestNotable Birthdays Nov. 4th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestNational Candy Day 🍭
| NATL - Public InterestThursday, November 5th, 2026
Joke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestThe order is given Bomb Pearl Harbor
| Special InterestTender Salsa Beef
| Special InterestNotable Birthdays Nov. 5th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestOff Menu: A Late Night Spectacular at Parlour Bar
| 8:30 pm | Arts and Entertainment | Parlour St. Paul | Saint PaulFriday, November 6th, 2026
Today's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestUN condemns apartheid in South Africa
| Special InterestSpatchcock Turkey with Sage & Thyme
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Nov. 6th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestNational Saxophone Day 🎷
| NATL - Public InterestSaturday, November 7th, 2026
FDR wins unprecedented fourth term
| Special InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestSnowballs
| Special InterestNotable Birthdays Nov. 7th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestCan Do Canines Open House
| 12:00 pm | Animals/Pets | Can Do Canines | New HopeSunday, November 8th, 2026
Today's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestRoasted Squash with Green Tahini
| Special InterestGerman scientist discovers X-rays
| Special InterestNotable Birthdays Nov. 8th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestNational Parents as Teachers Day 👩🏻🏫🧔🏻👩🏻🦱
| NATL - Public InterestMonday, November 9th, 2026
Today's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestNazis launch Kristallnacht
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestNew Moon
| NATL - Moon PhasesSlow Cooker 3-Bean Chili
| Special InterestNotable Birthdays Nov. 9th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestNot Sure if Chiropractic is Right for You? Ask the Doc!
| 12:01 am | Health Seminars and Screenings | Back in Shape Chiropractic | Golden ValleyTuesday, November 10th, 2026
Joke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public Interest“Sesame Street” debuts
| Special InterestArborio Rice and White Bean Soup
| Special InterestNotable Birthdays Nov. 10th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestWednesday, November 11th, 2026