Thursday, September 17th, 2026
Mushroom Asparagus Quiche
| NATL - Public InterestThe Signing of the U.S. Constitution
| Special InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestBattle of Antietam breaks out
| Special InterestThe U.S. Military's First Successful Suborbital Space
| Special InterestNotable Birthdays Sept. 17th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestRUSH the Rock Hall: The Ultimate 4-Day RUSH Fan Event
| 10:00 am | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Rock and Roll Hall of Fame & Museum | ClevelandOld Brooklyn Farmers Market
| 5:00 pm | Local Events | Loew Park | ClevelandOne Way to Look at…Sanity
| 6:00 pm | Special Interest | Centering Space | LakewoodSteven Rogers
| 7:00 pm | Arts and Entertainment | Hilarities 4th Street Theatre | ClevelandAlaire Thomas
| 7:00 pm | Arts and Entertainment | Funny Bone Cleveland | ClevelandMurder Mystery Dinner Cruise -
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Goodtime III | ClevelandB SIDE GROOVES
| 7:00 pm | Arts and Entertainment | B Side Lounge | ClevelandVicki Chew
| 7:30 pm | Arts and Entertainment | The Treelawn Social Club | ClevelandRush at Rocket Arena
| 7:30 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Rocket Arena | ClevelandCLEVELAND ITALIAN FILM FESTIVAL 2026
| 7:30 pm | Arts and Entertainment | Atlas Cinemas Great Lakes Stadium 16 | MentorWild Thread Theatre Presents Marjorie Prime by Jordan Harrison
| 7:30 pm | Arts and Entertainment | Wild Oscar's | AkronStrauss & Shostakovich
| 7:30 pm | Arts and Entertainment | Severance Music Center | ClevelandFloyd Live - Pink Floyd Tribute Concert
| 8:00 pm | Arts and Entertainment | Gervasi Vineyard Resort & Spa | CantonPublic Square Movie Series: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
| 8:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Cleveland Public Square | ClevelandTesseract - House Music in The Land
| 8:00 pm | Arts and Entertainment | The Ivy | ClevelandFriday, September 18th, 2026
First Quarter Moon
| NATL - Public InterestGeorge Washington lays the Capitol cornerstone
| Special InterestTITANIC: The Artifact Exhibition
| Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Great Lakes Science Center | ClevelandToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestRamseyer Farms Fall Attraction Event
| Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Ramseyer Farms | WoosterJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestCrocker Park Wine Festival
| Charity, Fundraiser | Crocker Park | WestlakeChicken Diane
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Sept. 18th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestRock, Bead & Jewelry Show GemStreet USA Cleveland
| 10:00 am | Arts and Entertainment | Cuyahoga County Fairgrounds & Event Center | Middleburg HeightsFree Stamp Friday
| 11:30 am | Local Events | Free Stamp | ClevelandHalfway to St. Patrick’s Day
| 11:30 am | Celebration | Great Lakes Brewing Company | ClevelandProgressive North Coast Harbor Boat Show
| 12:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | North Coast Harbor Marina | ClevelandThe Cleveland Era: A Global Welcome
| 5:00 pm | Community and Civic Groups, Clubs | Cleveland City Hall | ClevelandHalloWeekends
| 6:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Cedar Point Amusement Park | SanduskySeptember Art Market
| 6:00 pm | Arts and Entertainment | Screw Factory Artists' Studios | LakewoodTK Pro Rodeo
| 7:00 pm | Sports and Recreation | ForeFront Field | AvonZiggy Marley - Brightside Tour 2026
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Goodyear Theater | AkronBuster Keaton's The General (1926) at the Grays Armory Museum
| 7:30 pm | Arts and Entertainment | Cleveland Grays Armory Museum | ClevelandStrauss & Shostakovich
| 7:30 pm | Arts and Entertainment | Severance Music Center | ClevelandCLEVELAND ITALIAN FILM FESTIVAL 2026
| 7:30 pm | Arts and Entertainment | Atlas Cinemas Great Lakes Stadium 16 | MentorThe Johnstown Flood (1926) | Cleveland Museum of Art
| 7:30 pm | Arts and Entertainment | Cleveland Museum of Art | ClevelandDeath Becomes Her
| 7:30 pm | Arts and Entertainment | KeyBank State Theatre at Playhouse Square | ClevelandThe Imposters Main Stage Sketch Show
| 7:30 pm | Arts and Entertainment | Imposters Theater | ClevelandThe Magicians Table
| 8:00 pm | Arts and Entertainment | Playhouse Square | ClevelandLeonid & Friends: Performing The Music Of Chicago, Earth, Wind & Fire, Steely Dan And More
| 8:00 pm | Arts and Entertainment | Northfield Park Racino | NorthfieldMr. Haney Appalachian Stringband
| 8:00 pm | Arts and Entertainment | The Treelawn Social Club | ClevelandCity Lights Cruises - Holidays & Events | GOODTIME III
| 9:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | E. 9th Street Pier, Cleveland | ClevelandRetro Future: a modern disco dance party at Mahall's
| 10:00 pm | Arts and Entertainment | Mahall's | LakewoodSaturday, September 19th, 2026
Today's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestSkillet Chicken Thighs with Carrots and Potaoes
| Special InterestNevada is site of first-ever underground nuclear explosion
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestCrocker Park Wine Festival
| Charity, Fundraiser | Crocker Park | WestlakeInternational Coastal Clean Up Day 🌊
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Sept. 19th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestHarvest 2026
| 8:00 am | Celebration | The Vineyards and Winery at Chateau Hough | ClevelandFurrest City Fur Con
| 9:00 am | Community and Civic Groups, Clubs | Cleveland State University | ClevelandFall into Autumn Craft & Vendor Show
| 9:00 am | Local Events | Strongsville Ehrnfelt Rec Center | StrongsvilleHilary Duff Brunch
| 10:00 am | Celebration | Twist Social Club | ClevelandRock, Bead & Jewelry Show GemStreet USA Cleveland
| 10:00 am | Arts and Entertainment | Cuyahoga County Fairgrounds & Event Center | Middleburg HeightsaSPLASH Launch Party at the Brewpub
| 12:00 pm | Celebration | Great Lakes Brewing Company | ClevelandProgressive North Coast Harbor Boat Show
| 12:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | North Coast Harbor Marina | ClevelandDrum Circle at Centering Space
| 3:00 pm | Special Interest | Centering Space | LakewoodUp! A Creek
| 6:00 pm | Special Interest | Windows on the River | ClevelandHalloWeekends
| 6:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Cedar Point Amusement Park | SanduskyDinner Detective Cleveland
| 6:00 pm | Arts and Entertainment | Hilton Garden Inn Hotel Cleveland Downtown | ClevelandSeptember Art Market
| 6:00 pm | Arts and Entertainment | Screw Factory Artists' Studios | Lakewood"Loose Her" the Stage Play
| 6:30 pm | Arts and Entertainment | Garfield Heights Center for the Performing Arts | Garfield HeightsRay LaMontagne Trouble 20th Anniversary Tour | Akron Civic Theatre
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Akron Civic Theater | AkronTK Pro Rodeo
| 7:00 pm | Sports and Recreation | ForeFront Field | AvonPUNCH BROTHERS
| 7:30 pm | Arts and Entertainment | Cain Park | Cleveland HeightsCleveland Classical Guitar Society: Showcase Concert, 2026
| 7:30 pm | Arts and Entertainment | Maltz Performing Arts Center | ClevelandImposters BIG Comedy Night
| 7:30 pm | Arts and Entertainment | Imposters Theater | ClevelandStrauss & Shostakovich
| 7:30 pm | Arts and Entertainment | Severance Music Center | ClevelandDark Wave Dance Cave (Sept. 2026)
| 9:00 pm | Arts and Entertainment | The Winchester | LakewoodHenceforth Comedy Late Night | All saints Public House
| 11:30 pm | Arts and Entertainment | All Saints Public House | ClevelandSunday, September 20th, 2026
Joke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestBaked Spaghetti
| NATL - Public InterestHighland High School Car Show
| Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Highland High School | GrangerBillie Jean King triumphs in “Battle of the Sexes"
| Special InterestNational IT Professionals Day 🖥
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Sept. 20th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestFurrest City Fur Con
| 9:00 am | Community and Civic Groups, Clubs | Cleveland State University | ClevelandTrinity Block Market: Vintage Finds and Handmade Collections
| 10:00 am | Community and Civic Groups, Clubs | The Trinity Block | LakewoodRock, Bead & Jewelry Show GemStreet USA Cleveland
| 10:00 am | Arts and Entertainment | Cuyahoga County Fairgrounds & Event Center | Middleburg HeightsShut-Up & Brunch with Me!
| 10:00 am | Celebration | Brother's Lounge | ClevelandKamm's Corners Farmers Market
| 10:00 am | Local Events | Kamm’s Corners Farmers Market | ClevelandProgressive North Coast Harbor Boat Show
| 12:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | North Coast Harbor Marina | ClevelandBeau Geste (1926)
| 2:30 pm | Arts and Entertainment | Cleveland Museum of Art | ClevelandHalloWeekends
| 6:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Cedar Point Amusement Park | SanduskyTaizé Prayer for Peace at St. Joseph Center Chapel
| 6:30 pm | Religious Events | St. Joseph Center Chapel | Cleveland"Loose Her" the Stage Play
| 6:30 pm | Arts and Entertainment | Garfield Heights Center for the Performing Arts | Garfield HeightsEmil Wakim
| 7:00 pm | Arts and Entertainment | Hilarities 4th Street Theatre | ClevelandStrauss & Shostakovich
| 7:30 pm | Arts and Entertainment | Severance Music Center | ClevelandMolly Kearney
| 8:00 pm | Arts and Entertainment | Hilarities 4th Street Theatre | ClevelandMonday, September 21st, 2026