Tuesday, August 11th, 2026
Federal prisoners land on Alcatraz
| Special InterestPecan Coconut Chocolate Chip Cookies
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Aug. 11th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestNational Panini Day 🥪
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer · WashingtonCubs at Nationals
| 6:45 pm | NATL - MLB | Nationals Park - WashingtonDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater · Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater · Washington D.C.Wednesday, August 12th, 2026
Joke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestCharred Nopales with Jalapeños and Spring Onions
| Special InterestSkeleton of Tyrannosaurus rex discovered
| Special InterestNew Moon
| NATL - Moon PhasesToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestWorld Elephant Day 🐘
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Aug. 12th 🎂
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer · WashingtonCubs at Nationals
| 6:45 pm | NATL - MLB | Nationals Park - WashingtonDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater · Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater · Washington D.C.Thursday, August 13th, 2026
Today's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestCowboy Stew
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestBerlin is divided
| Special InterestNotable Birthdays Aug. 13th 🎂
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer · WashingtonCubs at Nationals
| 4:05 pm | NATL - MLB | Nationals Park - WashingtonDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater · Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater · Washington D.C.Friday, August 14th, 2026
Joke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestJapan’s surrender made public
| Special InterestCube Steak
| Special InterestNotable Birthdays Aug. 14th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestNational Financial Awareness Day 💵
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer · WashingtonDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater · Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater · Washington D.C.Nationals at Mets
| 7:10 pm | NATL - MLB | Citi Field - FlushingSaturday, August 15th, 2026