Monday, August 31st, 2026
Joke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestPrincess Diana dies in a car crash
| Special Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonNotable Birthdays Aug. 31st 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestMarlins at Nationals
| 6:45 pm | NATL - MLB | Nationals Park - WashingtonDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Tuesday, September 1st, 2026
Joke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestBobby Fischer becomes the first American to win the World Chess Championship
| Special InterestPork Chops with Three-Apple Slaw
| Special Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonNotable Birthdays Sept. 1st 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestBraves at Nationals
| 6:45 pm | NATL - MLB | Nationals Park - WashingtonDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Wednesday, September 2nd, 2026
Spring Salad with Mahi-Mai
| NATL - Public InterestJapan surrenders, bringing an end to WWII
| Special InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonNotable Birthdays Sept. 2nd 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestBraves at Nationals
| 1:05 pm | NATL - MLB | Nationals Park - WashingtonDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Thursday, September 3rd, 2026
Today's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestTreaty of Paris signed
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestApple-Ham Quiche
| Special InterestNotable Birthdays Sept. 3rd 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestNational Sky Scraper Day 🏢
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Friday, September 4th, 2026
Geronimo surrenders
| Special InterestPotato Kielbasa Skillet
| NATL - Public InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonNotable Birthdays Sept. 4th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestNational Wild Life Day 🐘🦥🦘
| NATL - Public InterestDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Nationals at Dodgers
| 10:10 pm | NATL - MLB | UNIQLO Field at Dodger Stadium - Los AngelesSaturday, September 5th, 2026
Sam Houston elected as president of Texas
| Special InterestChili Dog Casserole
| Special InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonNotable Birthdays Sept. 5th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Nationals at Dodgers
| 9:10 pm | NATL - MLB | UNIQLO Field at Dodger Stadium - Los AngelesSunday, September 6th, 2026
Joke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestBBQ Chicken Sliders
| NATL - Public InterestFirst tank produced
| Special InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestNational Read a Book Day 📕
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonNotable Birthdays Sept. 6th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Nationals at Dodgers
| 10:10 pm | NATL - MLB | UNIQLO Field at Dodger Stadium - Los AngelesMonday, September 7th, 2026
United States nicknamed Uncle Sam
| Special InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestSausage Egg muffins
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestLabor Day
| NATL - National HolidaysNotable Birthdays Sept. 7th 🎂
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonNationals at Padres
| 5:10 pm | NATL - MLB | Petco Park - San DiegoDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Tuesday, September 8th, 2026
Spicy Cajun Sausage and Rice
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestFord Pardons Nixon
| Special Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonNotable Birthdays Sept. 8th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Nationals at Padres
| 9:40 pm | NATL - MLB | Petco Park - San DiegoWednesday, September 9th, 2026
Crispy Roasted Chicken
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestElvis Presley makes first appearance on “The Ed Sullivan Show”
| Special InterestNotable Birthdays Sept. 9th 🎂
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonNationals at Padres
| 4:10 pm | NATL - MLB | Petco Park - San DiegoDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Thursday, September 10th, 2026