Wednesday, August 12th, 2026
Joke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestSkeleton of Tyrannosaurus rex discovered
| Special InterestCharred Nopales with Jalapeños and Spring Onions
| Special InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestNew Moon
| NATL - Moon Phases2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer · WashingtonNotable Birthdays Aug. 12th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestWorld Elephant Day 🐘
| NATL - Public InterestCubs at Nationals
| 6:45 pm | NATL - MLB | Nationals Park - WashingtonDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater · Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater · Washington D.C.Thursday, August 13th, 2026
Berlin is divided
| Special InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestCowboy Stew
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Aug. 13th 🎂
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer · WashingtonCubs at Nationals
| 4:05 pm | NATL - MLB | Nationals Park - WashingtonDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater · Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater · Washington D.C.Friday, August 14th, 2026
Cube Steak
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestJapan’s surrender made public
| Special InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Aug. 14th 🎂
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer · WashingtonNational Financial Awareness Day 💵
| NATL - Public InterestDC Hot Air Balloon Festival
| 5:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Rosecroft Raceway · Fort WashingtonDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater · Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater · Washington D.C.Nationals at Mets
| 7:10 pm | NATL - MLB | Citi Field - FlushingSaturday, August 15th, 2026
Hamburger Soup
| Special InterestWoodstock festival opens in Bethel, New York
| Special InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestAssumtpion of Mary
| NATL - ReligiousJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestNational Discovery Day
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Aug. 15th 🎂
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer · WashingtonBack-to-School Style Bar | Westfield Montgomery
| 12:00 pm | Shopping | Westfield Montgomery · BethesdaNationals at Mets
| 4:10 pm | NATL - MLB | Citi Field - FlushingDC Hot Air Balloon Festival
| 5:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Rosecroft Raceway · Fort WashingtonDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater · Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater · Washington D.C.Sunday, August 16th, 2026