Sunday, August 16th, 2026
Joke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestGold discovered in the Yukon
| Special InterestLoaded Pita Nachos with Lentil Chili and Feta Queso
| Special InterestDeath of Elvis
| Special InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer · WashingtonNational Roller Coaster Day 🎢
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Aug. 16th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestNationals at Mets
| 1:40 pm | NATL - MLB | Citi Field - FlushingDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater · Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater · Washington D.C.Monday, August 17th, 2026
Joke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestMostacciioli
| Special InterestWoodstock Music Festival concludes
| Special InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Aug. 17th 🎂
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer · WashingtonNational Black Cat Appreciation Day🐱👤
| NATL - Public InterestDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater · Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater · Washington D.C.Tuesday, August 18th, 2026
Today's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestQuick Coq au Vin
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestSoviet hard-liners launch coup against Gorbachev
| Special InterestNational Never Give Up Day
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Aug. 18th 🎂
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer · WashingtonDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater · Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater · Washington D.C.Nationals at Rangers
| 8:05 pm | NATL - MLB | Globe Life Field - ArlingtonWednesday, August 19th, 2026
First Quarter Moon
| NATL - Public InterestFirst race is held at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway
| Special InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestRotisserie Chicken and Stuffing Casserole
| Special InterestNotable Birthdays Aug. 19th 🎂
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer · WashingtonDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater · Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater · Washington D.C.Nationals at Rangers
| 8:05 pm | NATL - MLB | Globe Life Field - ArlingtonThursday, August 20th, 2026
First enslaved Africans arrive in Jamestown, setting the stage for slavery in North America
| Special InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Aug. 20th 🎂
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer · WashingtonDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater · Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater · Washington D.C.Nationals at Rangers
| 8:05 pm | NATL - MLB | Globe Life Field - ArlingtonFriday, August 21st, 2026