Saturday, October 31st, 2026
Joke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestMartin Luther posts 95 theses
| Special InterestCube Steaks with Gravy
| Special InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestHalloween
| NATL - National HolidaysNotable Birthdays Oct. 31st 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestNational Knock-Knock Joke Day 😆
| NATL - Public InterestTricks&Treats
| 12:00 pm | Local Events | Valleyfair | ShakopeeFree Holiday Uber, Lyft and Cab Rides
| 5:00 pm | Local Events | Saint Paul, MN | Saint PaulValleyscare
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Valleyfair | ShakopeeSips & Slays Halloween Drag Show | Sociable Cider Werks
| 7:30 pm | Arts and Entertainment | Sociable Cider Werks | MinneapolisMinnesota Timberwolves at San Antonio Spurs
| 8:00 pm | NATL - NBA | Frost Bank CenterSunday, November 1st, 2026
Daylight Savings Ends
| NATL - Public InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestLast Quarter Moon
| NATL - Moon PhasesCrispy (No-Fry) Potato Pancake Poppers
| Special InterestSistine Chapel ceiling opens to public
| Special InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Nov. 1st 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestTricks&Treats
| 12:00 pm | Local Events | Valleyfair | ShakopeeMinnesota Vikings at Detroit Lions
| 1:00 pm | NATL - NFL | Ford FieldHopkins Westwind Concert Band: From Tokyo to Broadway
| 3:00 pm | Arts and Entertainment | Hopkins Center for the Arts | HopkinsMonday, November 2nd, 2026
Today's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestCrock Pot Chicken Noodle Soup
| Special InterestHoward Hughes’s “Spruce Goose” flies
| Special InterestThe Controversial 2000 Presidential Election
| Special InterestNational Stress Awareness Day 😟
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Nov. 2nd 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestMilwaukee Bucks at Minnesota Timberwolves
| 8:00 pm | NATL - NBA | Target CenterTuesday, November 3rd, 2026
Election Day
| NATL - GovernmentOne World Trade Center officially opens in New York City, on the site of the Twin Towers
| Special InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestQuick and Easy Chicken Noodle Soup
| Special InterestNotable Birthdays Nov. 3rd 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestNational Sandwich Day 🥪
| NATL - Public InterestWednesday, November 4th, 2026
Joke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestCajun Shrimp
| Special InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestEntrance to King Tut’s tomb discovered
| Special InterestNotable Birthdays Nov. 4th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestNational Candy Day 🍭
| NATL - Public InterestMinnesota Timberwolves at Houston Rockets
| 8:30 pm | NATL - NBA | Toyota CenterThursday, November 5th, 2026
Tender Salsa Beef
| Special InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestThe order is given Bomb Pearl Harbor
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Nov. 5th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestOff Menu: A Late Night Spectacular at Parlour Bar
| 8:30 pm | Arts and Entertainment | Parlour St. Paul | Saint PaulFriday, November 6th, 2026
Joke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestUN condemns apartheid in South Africa
| Special InterestSpatchcock Turkey with Sage & Thyme
| Special InterestNotable Birthdays Nov. 6th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestNational Saxophone Day 🎷
| NATL - Public InterestMinnesota Timberwolves at New Orleans Pelicans
| 8:00 pm | NATL - NBA | Smoothie King CenterSaturday, November 7th, 2026
Today's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestSnowballs
| Special InterestFDR wins unprecedented fourth term
| Special InterestNotable Birthdays Nov. 7th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestSunday, November 8th, 2026
German scientist discovers X-rays
| Special InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestRoasted Squash with Green Tahini
| Special InterestNational Parents as Teachers Day 👩🏻🏫🧔🏻👩🏻🦱
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Nov. 8th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestUtah Jazz at Minnesota Timberwolves
| 7:00 pm | NATL - NBA | Target CenterMonday, November 9th, 2026
New Moon
| NATL - Moon PhasesToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestNazis launch Kristallnacht
| Special InterestSlow Cooker 3-Bean Chili
| Special InterestNotable Birthdays Nov. 9th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestBuffalo Bills at Minnesota Vikings
| 8:15 pm | NATL - NFL | U.S. Bank StadiumTuesday, November 10th, 2026
Arborio Rice and White Bean Soup
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public Interest“Sesame Street” debuts
| Special InterestNotable Birthdays Nov. 10th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestWednesday, November 11th, 2026
Veterans Day
| NATL - GovernmentArmistice Day: World War I ends
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestMonterey Chicken
| Special InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Nov. 11th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestNational Sundae Day 🍨
| NATL - Public InterestNational Park Serice Free Admission
| 9:00 am | NATL - Public InterestThursday, November 12th, 2026
Joke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestTurkey Meat Loaf
| Special InterestEllis Island closes
| Special InterestNotable Birthdays Nov. 12th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestDallas Mavericks at Minnesota Timberwolves
| 8:00 pm | NATL - NBA | Target CenterFriday, November 13th, 2026