Friday, September 4th, 2026
Joke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestGeronimo surrenders
| Special InterestPotato Kielbasa Skillet
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestNational Wild Life Day ππ¦₯π¦
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Sept. 4th π
| NATL - Public InterestCirque Italia - Water Circus Metropolis: Saint Paul, MN
| 7:30 pm | Arts and Entertainment | Maplewood Mall | Saint PaulTwins at White Sox
| 7:40 pm | NATL - MLB | Rate Field - ChicagoSaturday, September 5th, 2026
Joke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestChili Dog Casserole
| Special InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestSam Houston elected as president of Texas
| Special InterestNotable Birthdays Sept. 5th π
| NATL - Public InterestTwins at White Sox
| 7:10 pm | NATL - MLB | Rate Field - ChicagoCirque Italia - Water Circus Metropolis: Saint Paul, MN
| 7:30 pm | Arts and Entertainment | Maplewood Mall | Saint PaulSunday, September 6th, 2026
First tank produced
| Special InterestBBQ Chicken Sliders
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestNational Read a Book Day π
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Sept. 6th π
| NATL - Public InterestTwins at White Sox
| 2:10 pm | NATL - MLB | Rate Field - ChicagoCirque Italia - Water Circus Metropolis: Saint Paul, MN
| 7:30 pm | Arts and Entertainment | Maplewood Mall | Saint PaulMonday, September 7th, 2026
Sausage Egg muffins
| Special InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestUnited States nicknamed Uncle Sam
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestLabor Day
| NATL - National HolidaysNotable Birthdays Sept. 7th π
| NATL - Public InterestTwins at Tigers
| 1:10 pm | NATL - MLB | Comerica Park - DetroitCirque Italia - Water Circus Metropolis: Saint Paul, MN
| 7:30 pm | Arts and Entertainment | Maplewood Mall | Saint PaulTuesday, September 8th, 2026
Joke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestFord Pardons Nixon
| Special InterestSpicy Cajun Sausage and Rice
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Sept. 8th π
| NATL - Public InterestTwins at Tigers
| 6:40 pm | NATL - MLB | Comerica Park - DetroitWednesday, September 9th, 2026
Crispy Roasted Chicken
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestElvis Presley makes first appearance on βThe Ed Sullivan Showβ
| Special InterestNotable Birthdays Sept. 9th π
| NATL - Public InterestTwins at Tigers
| 1:10 pm | NATL - MLB | Comerica Park - DetroitThursday, September 10th, 2026
Joke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestFirst Drunk Driving Arrest
| Special InterestNew Moon
| NATL - Moon PhasesToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestBlack Bean Chicken with Rice
| NATL - Public InterestWorld Suicide Day π
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Sept. 10th π
| NATL - Public InterestFriday, September 11th, 2026
Chicken Noodle Casserole
| Special InterestAttack on the United States
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Sept. 11th π
| NATL - Public InterestGuardians at Twins
| 8:10 pm | NATL - MLB | Target Field - MinneapolisSaturday, September 12th, 2026
Joke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestLascaux cave paintings discovered
| Special InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestSalisbury Steak Meatballs
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Sept. 12th π
| NATL - Public InterestNational Day of Encouragement
| NATL - Public InterestGuardians at Twins
| 4:10 pm | NATL - MLB | Target Field - MinneapolisSunday, September 13th, 2026
Today's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestHamburger Stir-Fry
| NATL - Public InterestIsrael-Palestine peace accord signed
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestGrandparents Day
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Sept. 13th π
| NATL - Public InterestGuardians at Twins
| 2:10 pm | NATL - MLB | Target Field - MinneapolisGreen Bay Packers at Minnesota Vikings
| 4:25 pm | NATL - NFL | U.S. Bank StadiumMonday, September 14th, 2026
Joke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestAsian Salmon Tacos
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestFrancis Scott Key pens βThe Star-Spangled Bannerβ
| Special InterestNational Coloring Day π
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Sept. 14th π
| NATL - Public InterestYankees at Twins
| 7:40 pm | NATL - MLB | Target Field - MinneapolisTuesday, September 15th, 2026
Today's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestMuhammad Ali wins world heavyweight championship
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestRotisserie Chicken and Stuffing
| Special InterestNotable Birthdays Sept. 15th π
| NATL - Public InterestYankees at Twins
| 7:40 pm | NATL - MLB | Target Field - MinneapolisWednesday, September 16th, 2026
Gandhi begins fast in protest of caste separation
| Special InterestArtichoke Chicken Pasta
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Sept. 16th π
| NATL - Public InterestYankees at Twins
| 1:40 pm | NATL - MLB | Target Field - MinneapolisThursday, September 17th, 2026
Mushroom Asparagus Quiche
| NATL - Public InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestBattle of Antietam breaks out
| Special InterestThe U.S. Military's First Successful Suborbital Space
| Special InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestThe Signing of the U.S. Constitution
| Special InterestNotable Birthdays Sept. 17th π
| NATL - Public InterestTwins at Angels
| 9:38 pm | NATL - MLB | Angel Stadium - AnaheimFriday, September 18th, 2026