Saturday, September 5th, 2026
Joke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestChili Dog Casserole
| Special InterestSam Houston elected as president of Texas
| Special Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonNotable Birthdays Sept. 5th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Red Sox at Orioles
| 7:15 pm | NATL - MLB | Oriole Park at Camden Yards - BaltimoreSunday, September 6th, 2026
Joke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestBBQ Chicken Sliders
| NATL - Public InterestFirst tank produced
| Special Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonNational Read a Book Day 📕
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Sept. 6th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestRed Sox at Orioles
| 1:35 pm | NATL - MLB | Oriole Park at Camden Yards - BaltimoreDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Monday, September 7th, 2026
Today's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestSausage Egg muffins
| Special InterestUnited States nicknamed Uncle Sam
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestLabor Day
| NATL - National Holidays2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonNotable Birthdays Sept. 7th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestGuardians at Orioles
| 1:35 pm | NATL - MLB | Oriole Park at Camden Yards - BaltimoreDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Tuesday, September 8th, 2026
Ford Pardons Nixon
| Special InterestSpicy Cajun Sausage and Rice
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Sept. 8th 🎂
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonGuardians at Orioles
| 6:35 pm | NATL - MLB | Oriole Park at Camden Yards - BaltimoreDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Wednesday, September 9th, 2026
Elvis Presley makes first appearance on “The Ed Sullivan Show”
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestCrispy Roasted Chicken
| Special Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonNotable Birthdays Sept. 9th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestGuardians at Orioles
| 6:35 pm | NATL - MLB | Oriole Park at Camden Yards - BaltimoreDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Thursday, September 10th, 2026
First Drunk Driving Arrest
| Special InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestNew Moon
| NATL - Moon PhasesBlack Bean Chicken with Rice
| NATL - Public InterestWorld Suicide Day 💚
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Sept. 10th 🎂
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Friday, September 11th, 2026
Today's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestChicken Noodle Casserole
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestAttack on the United States
| Special Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonNotable Birthdays Sept. 11th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Orioles at Blue Jays
| 7:07 pm | NATL - MLB | Rogers Centre - TorontoSaturday, September 12th, 2026
Salisbury Steak Meatballs
| NATL - Public InterestLascaux cave paintings discovered
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonNotable Birthdays Sept. 12th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestNational Day of Encouragement
| NATL - Public Interest44th annual Strathmore Bel Pre Civic Association community yard sale
| 9:00 am | Community and Civic Groups, Clubs | Strathmore Bel Pre Community Pool | Aspen HillOrioles at Blue Jays
| 3:07 pm | NATL - MLB | Rogers Centre - TorontoDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Sunday, September 13th, 2026
Hamburger Stir-Fry
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestGrandparents Day
| NATL - Public InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestIsrael-Palestine peace accord signed
| Special Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonNotable Birthdays Sept. 13th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestOrioles at Blue Jays
| 1:37 pm | NATL - MLB | Rogers Centre - TorontoDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Monday, September 14th, 2026
Asian Salmon Tacos
| NATL - Public InterestFrancis Scott Key pens “The Star-Spangled Banner”
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestNational Coloring Day 🖍
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Sept. 14th 🎂
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Orioles at Mets
| 7:10 pm | NATL - MLB | Citi Field - FlushingTuesday, September 15th, 2026