Monday, August 31st, 2026
Princess Diana dies in a car crash
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| NATL - Public InterestDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Tuesday, September 1st, 2026
Pork Chops with Three-Apple Slaw
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| NATL - Public InterestBobby Fischer becomes the first American to win the World Chess Championship
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| NATL - Public InterestDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Wednesday, September 2nd, 2026
Joke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestJapan surrenders, bringing an end to WWII
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| NATL - Public InterestSpring Salad with Mahi-Mai
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| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonNotable Birthdays Sept. 2nd π
| NATL - Public InterestDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Thursday, September 3rd, 2026
Apple-Ham Quiche
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| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonNational Sky Scraper Day π’
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| NATL - Public InterestDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Friday, September 4th, 2026
Today's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestPotato Kielbasa Skillet
| NATL - Public InterestGeronimo surrenders
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| NATL - Public InterestNational Wild Life Day ππ¦₯π¦
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| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Saturday, September 5th, 2026
Chili Dog Casserole
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| NATL - Public InterestSam Houston elected as president of Texas
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| NATL - Public InterestDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Sunday, September 6th, 2026
BBQ Chicken Sliders
| NATL - Public InterestFirst tank produced
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| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonNational Read a Book Day π
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| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Monday, September 7th, 2026
Labor Day
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| NATL - Public InterestUnited States nicknamed Uncle Sam
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| NATL - Public InterestSausage Egg muffins
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| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Tuesday, September 8th, 2026
Joke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestSpicy Cajun Sausage and Rice
| NATL - Public InterestFord Pardons Nixon
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| NATL - Public InterestDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Wednesday, September 9th, 2026
Crispy Roasted Chicken
| Special InterestElvis Presley makes first appearance on βThe Ed Sullivan Showβ
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| NATL - Public InterestDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Thursday, September 10th, 2026
First Drunk Driving Arrest
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| NATL - Public InterestNew Moon
| NATL - Moon PhasesBlack Bean Chicken with Rice
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| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonWorld Suicide Day π
| NATL - Public InterestDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Friday, September 11th, 2026
Chicken Noodle Casserole
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| NATL - Public InterestAttack on the United States
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| NATL - Public InterestDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Saturday, September 12th, 2026