Monday, September 21st, 2026
Joke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestBenedict Arnold commits treason
| Special InterestWhite Chicken Chili
| Special InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonNotable Birthdays Sept. 21st 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestNationals at Tigers
| 6:40 pm | NATL - MLB | Comerica Park - DetroitDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Tuesday, September 22nd, 2026
Autumn Equinox
| NATL - SeasonalToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestLincoln issues Emancipation Proclamation
| Special InterestEggplant Fries
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonNotable Birthdays Sept. 22nd 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestNationals at Tigers
| 6:40 pm | NATL - MLB | Comerica Park - DetroitDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Wednesday, September 23rd, 2026
Joke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestChicken Artichoke Skillet
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestBilly the Kid arrested for first time
| Special InterestNotable Birthdays Sept. 23rd 🎂
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonLibra Sept. 23- Oct. 22
| NATL - Public InterestAutumn Equinox
| 12:49 am | NATL - SeasonalNationals at Tigers
| 1:10 pm | NATL - MLB | Comerica Park - DetroitDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Thursday, September 24th, 2026
Cauliflower Soup
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestThe first Supreme Court is established
| Special InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonNotable Birthdays Sept. 24th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestNational Park Service Free Admission
| 9:00 am | NATL - Public InterestDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Friday, September 25th, 2026
Little Rock Nine begin first full day of classes
| Special InterestCumin Chicken
| NATL - Public InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Sept. 25th 🎂
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonMets at Nationals
| 6:45 pm | NATL - MLB | Nationals Park - WashingtonDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Sam Feldt At Clarendon Ballroom (Sep 25)
| 9:00 pm | Arts and Entertainment | Clarendon Ballroom | ArlingtonSaturday, September 26th, 2026
Joke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestKennedy and Nixon square off in first televised presidential debate
| Special InterestRavioli Lasagna
| NATL - Public InterestFull Moon
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Sept. 26th 🎂
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonNational Johnny Appleseed Day 🍎
| NATL - Public InterestMets at Nationals
| 4:05 pm | NATL - MLB | Nationals Park - WashingtonDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Morgan Page At Clarendon Ballroom (Sep 26)
| 9:00 pm | Arts and Entertainment | Clarendon Ballroom | ArlingtonSunday, September 27th, 2026
Joke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestLemon Herbed Salmon
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestJohn Adams appointed to negotiate peace terms with British
| Special Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonMets at Nationals
| 3:05 pm | NATL - MLB | Nationals Park - WashingtonDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Monday, September 28th, 2026
Farmers Casserole
| Special InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestTed Williams becomes last MLB player to hit .400
| Special Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonTuesday, September 29th, 2026
Cyanide-laced Tylenol kills seven
| Special InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestCheesy Cheddar Broccoli Casserole
| NATL - Public InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonWednesday, September 30th, 2026
Breaded Ranch Chicken
| NATL - Public InterestUSS Nautilus—world’s first nuclear submarine—is commissioned
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonNotable Birthdays Sept. 30th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestThursday, October 1st, 2026
Broccoli Chicken
| NATL - Public InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonNotable Birthdays Oct. 1st 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestFriday, October 2nd, 2026
Joke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestCreamy Broccoli and Bean Soup
| Special InterestHollywood icon Rock Hudson dies of AIDS
| Special InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonNotable Birthdays Oct. 2nd 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestSaturday, October 3rd, 2026