Friday, September 18th, 2026
Joke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestGeorge Washington lays the Capitol cornerstone
| Special InterestFirst Quarter Moon
| NATL - Public InterestChicken Diane
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonNotable Birthdays Sept. 18th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Sickick At Clarendon Ballroom (Sep 18)
| 9:00 pm | Arts and Entertainment | Clarendon Ballroom | ArlingtonSaturday, September 19th, 2026
Joke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestNevada is site of first-ever underground nuclear explosion
| Special InterestSkillet Chicken Thighs with Carrots and Potaoes
| Special InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestInternational Coastal Clean Up Day 🌊
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Sept. 19th 🎂
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonTeddy Bear Clinic
| 9:30 am | Kids | National Museum of Health and Medicine | Silver SpringDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Laidback Luke At Clarendon Ballroom (Sep 19)
| 9:00 pm | Arts and Entertainment | Clarendon Ballroom | ArlingtonSunday, September 20th, 2026
Baked Spaghetti
| NATL - Public InterestBillie Jean King triumphs in “Battle of the Sexes"
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Sept. 20th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestNational IT Professionals Day 🖥
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Monday, September 21st, 2026
Benedict Arnold commits treason
| Special InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestWhite Chicken Chili
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Sept. 21st 🎂
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Tuesday, September 22nd, 2026
Autumn Equinox
| NATL - SeasonalEggplant Fries
| Special InterestLincoln issues Emancipation Proclamation
| Special InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonNotable Birthdays Sept. 22nd 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Wednesday, September 23rd, 2026
Joke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestBilly the Kid arrested for first time
| Special InterestChicken Artichoke Skillet
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonNotable Birthdays Sept. 23rd 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestLibra Sept. 23- Oct. 22
| NATL - Public InterestAutumn Equinox
| 12:49 am | NATL - SeasonalDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Thursday, September 24th, 2026
The first Supreme Court is established
| Special InterestCauliflower Soup
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonNotable Birthdays Sept. 24th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestNational Park Serice Free Admission
| 9:00 am | NATL - Public InterestDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Friday, September 25th, 2026
Joke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestCumin Chicken
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestLittle Rock Nine begin first full day of classes
| Special InterestNotable Birthdays Sept. 25th 🎂
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Sam Feldt At Clarendon Ballroom (Sep 25)
| 9:00 pm | Arts and Entertainment | Clarendon Ballroom | ArlingtonSaturday, September 26th, 2026
Ravioli Lasagna
| NATL - Public InterestFull Moon
| NATL - Public InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestKennedy and Nixon square off in first televised presidential debate
| Special Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonNotable Birthdays Sept. 26th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestNational Johnny Appleseed Day 🍎
| NATL - Public InterestDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Morgan Page At Clarendon Ballroom (Sep 26)
| 9:00 pm | Arts and Entertainment | Clarendon Ballroom | ArlingtonSunday, September 27th, 2026
Joke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestJohn Adams appointed to negotiate peace terms with British
| Special InterestLemon Herbed Salmon
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Monday, September 28th, 2026
Farmers Casserole
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestTed Williams becomes last MLB player to hit .400
| Special Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonTuesday, September 29th, 2026