Tuesday, August 11th, 2026
Federal prisoners land on Alcatraz
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestPecan Coconut Chocolate Chip Cookies
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| NATL - Public InterestNational Panini Day 🥪
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer · WashingtonNotable Birthdays Aug. 11th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater · Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater · Washington D.C.Wednesday, August 12th, 2026
Charred Nopales with Jalapeños and Spring Onions
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| NATL - Public InterestNew Moon
| NATL - Moon PhasesSkeleton of Tyrannosaurus rex discovered
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestWorld Elephant Day 🐘
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Aug. 12th 🎂
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer · WashingtonDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater · Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater · Washington D.C.Thursday, August 13th, 2026
Today's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestCowboy Stew
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestBerlin is divided
| Special InterestNotable Birthdays Aug. 13th 🎂
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer · WashingtonDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater · Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater · Washington D.C.Friday, August 14th, 2026
Japan’s surrender made public
| Special InterestCube Steak
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| NATL - Public InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Aug. 14th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestNational Financial Awareness Day 💵
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer · WashingtonDC Hot Air Balloon Festival
| 5:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Rosecroft Raceway · Fort WashingtonDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater · Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater · Washington D.C.Saturday, August 15th, 2026
Assumtpion of Mary
| NATL - ReligiousHamburger Soup
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| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestWoodstock festival opens in Bethel, New York
| Special InterestNational Discovery Day
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Aug. 15th 🎂
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer · WashingtonBack-to-School Style Bar | Westfield Montgomery
| 12:00 pm | Shopping | Westfield Montgomery · BethesdaDC Hot Air Balloon Festival
| 5:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Rosecroft Raceway · Fort WashingtonDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater · Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater · Washington D.C.Sunday, August 16th, 2026