Saturday, August 15th, 2026
Joke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestAssumtpion of Mary
| NATL - ReligiousToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestHamburger Soup
| Special InterestWoodstock festival opens in Bethel, New York
| Special InterestNotable Birthdays Aug. 15th 🎂
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer · WashingtonNational Discovery Day
| NATL - Public InterestDC Hot Air Balloon Festival
| 5:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Rosecroft Raceway · Fort WashingtonDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater · Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater · Washington D.C.Sunday, August 16th, 2026
Death of Elvis
| Special InterestLoaded Pita Nachos with Lentil Chili and Feta Queso
| Special InterestGold discovered in the Yukon
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Aug. 16th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestNational Roller Coaster Day 🎢
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer · WashingtonDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater · Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater · Washington D.C.Monday, August 17th, 2026
Joke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestWoodstock Music Festival concludes
| Special InterestMostacciioli
| Special InterestNotable Birthdays Aug. 17th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestNational Black Cat Appreciation Day🐱👤
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer · WashingtonDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater · Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater · Washington D.C.Tuesday, August 18th, 2026
Today's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestSoviet hard-liners launch coup against Gorbachev
| Special InterestQuick Coq au Vin
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestNational Never Give Up Day
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer · WashingtonNotable Birthdays Aug. 18th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater · Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater · Washington D.C.Wednesday, August 19th, 2026
First race is held at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway
| Special InterestFirst Quarter Moon
| NATL - Public InterestRotisserie Chicken and Stuffing Casserole
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer · WashingtonNotable Birthdays Aug. 19th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater · Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater · Washington D.C.Thursday, August 20th, 2026