Wednesday, September 16th, 2026
Today's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestGandhi begins fast in protest of caste separation
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestArtichoke Chicken Pasta
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Sept. 16th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestYankees at Twins
| 1:40 pm | NATL - MLB | Target Field - MinneapolisThursday, September 17th, 2026
Joke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestBattle of Antietam breaks out
| Special InterestMushroom Asparagus Quiche
| NATL - Public InterestThe U.S. Military's First Successful Suborbital Space
| Special InterestThe Signing of the U.S. Constitution
| Special InterestNotable Birthdays Sept. 17th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestTwins at Angels
| 9:38 pm | NATL - MLB | Angel Stadium - AnaheimFriday, September 18th, 2026
Chicken Diane
| NATL - Public InterestGeorge Washington lays the Capitol cornerstone
| Special InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestFirst Quarter Moon
| NATL - Public InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Sept. 18th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestTwins at Angels
| 9:38 pm | NATL - MLB | Angel Stadium - AnaheimSaturday, September 19th, 2026
Nevada is site of first-ever underground nuclear explosion
| Special InterestSkillet Chicken Thighs with Carrots and Potaoes
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| NATL - Public InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestInternational Coastal Clean Up Day 🌊
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Sept. 19th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestValleyscare
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Valleyfair | ShakopeeTwins at Angels
| 9:38 pm | NATL - MLB | Angel Stadium - AnaheimSunday, September 20th, 2026
Baked Spaghetti
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestBillie Jean King triumphs in “Battle of the Sexes"
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Sept. 20th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestNational IT Professionals Day 🖥
| NATL - Public InterestMinnesota Vikings at Chicago Bears
| 1:00 pm | NATL - NFL | Soldier FieldTwins at Angels
| 4:07 pm | NATL - MLB | Angel Stadium - AnaheimValleyscare
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Valleyfair | ShakopeeMonday, September 21st, 2026
Benedict Arnold commits treason
| Special InterestWhite Chicken Chili
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Sept. 21st 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestTwins at Giants
| 9:45 pm | NATL - MLB | Oracle Park - San FranciscoTuesday, September 22nd, 2026
Autumn Equinox
| NATL - SeasonalJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestEggplant Fries
| Special InterestLincoln issues Emancipation Proclamation
| Special InterestNotable Birthdays Sept. 22nd 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestTwins at Giants
| 9:45 pm | NATL - MLB | Oracle Park - San FranciscoWednesday, September 23rd, 2026
Joke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestChicken Artichoke Skillet
| NATL - Public InterestBilly the Kid arrested for first time
| Special InterestLibra Sept. 23- Oct. 22
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Sept. 23rd 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestAutumn Equinox
| 12:49 am | NATL - SeasonalTwins at Giants
| 3:45 pm | NATL - MLB | Oracle Park - San FranciscoThursday, September 24th, 2026
The first Supreme Court is established
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestCauliflower Soup
| Special InterestNotable Birthdays Sept. 24th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestNational Park Serice Free Admission
| 9:00 am | NATL - Public InterestFriday, September 25th, 2026
Joke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestCumin Chicken
| NATL - Public InterestLittle Rock Nine begin first full day of classes
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| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Sept. 25th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestRangers at Twins
| 8:10 pm | NATL - MLB | Target Field - MinneapolisSaturday, September 26th, 2026
Joke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestFull Moon
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestKennedy and Nixon square off in first televised presidential debate
| Special InterestRavioli Lasagna
| NATL - Public InterestNational Johnny Appleseed Day 🍎
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Sept. 26th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestTricks&Treats
| 12:00 pm | Local Events | Valleyfair | ShakopeeRangers at Twins
| 4:10 pm | NATL - MLB | Target Field - MinneapolisValleyscare
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Valleyfair | ShakopeeSunday, September 27th, 2026
John Adams appointed to negotiate peace terms with British
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestLemon Herbed Salmon
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestTricks&Treats
| 12:00 pm | Local Events | Valleyfair | ShakopeeRangers at Twins
| 3:10 pm | NATL - MLB | Target Field - MinneapolisMinnesota Vikings at Tampa Bay Buccaneers
| 4:05 pm | NATL - NFL | Raymond James StadiumValleyscare
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Valleyfair | ShakopeeMonday, September 28th, 2026
Today's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestTed Williams becomes last MLB player to hit .400
| Special InterestFarmers Casserole
| Special InterestTuesday, September 29th, 2026
Joke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestCheesy Cheddar Broccoli Casserole
| NATL - Public InterestCyanide-laced Tylenol kills seven
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| NATL - Public InterestWednesday, September 30th, 2026