Saturday, September 5th, 2026
Today's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestChili Dog Casserole
| Special InterestSam Houston elected as president of Texas
| Special Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonNotable Birthdays Sept. 5th π
| NATL - Public InterestDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Sunday, September 6th, 2026
Joke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestBBQ Chicken Sliders
| NATL - Public InterestFirst tank produced
| Special InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonNational Read a Book Day π
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Sept. 6th π
| NATL - Public InterestDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Monday, September 7th, 2026
Labor Day
| NATL - National HolidaysToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestSausage Egg muffins
| Special InterestUnited States nicknamed Uncle Sam
| Special InterestNotable Birthdays Sept. 7th π
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Tuesday, September 8th, 2026
Joke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestSpicy Cajun Sausage and Rice
| NATL - Public InterestFord Pardons Nixon
| Special InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Sept. 8th π
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Wednesday, September 9th, 2026
Crispy Roasted Chicken
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestElvis Presley makes first appearance on βThe Ed Sullivan Showβ
| Special Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonNotable Birthdays Sept. 9th π
| NATL - Public InterestDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Thursday, September 10th, 2026
New Moon
| NATL - Moon PhasesBlack Bean Chicken with Rice
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestFirst Drunk Driving Arrest
| Special InterestWorld Suicide Day π
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Sept. 10th π
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Friday, September 11th, 2026
Joke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestAttack on the United States
| Special InterestChicken Noodle Casserole
| Special Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonNotable Birthdays Sept. 11th π
| NATL - Public InterestDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Saturday, September 12th, 2026
Today's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestLascaux cave paintings discovered
| Special InterestSalisbury Steak Meatballs
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonNotable Birthdays Sept. 12th π
| NATL - Public InterestNational Day of Encouragement
| NATL - Public InterestDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Sunday, September 13th, 2026
Grandparents Day
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestHamburger Stir-Fry
| NATL - Public InterestIsrael-Palestine peace accord signed
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Sept. 13th π
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Monday, September 14th, 2026
Today's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestFrancis Scott Key pens βThe Star-Spangled Bannerβ
| Special InterestAsian Salmon Tacos
| NATL - Public InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Sept. 14th π
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonNational Coloring Day π
| NATL - Public InterestDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Tuesday, September 15th, 2026
Muhammad Ali wins world heavyweight championship
| Special InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestRotisserie Chicken and Stuffing
| Special Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonNotable Birthdays Sept. 15th π
| NATL - Public InterestDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Wednesday, September 16th, 2026