Tuesday, August 11th, 2026
Pecan Coconut Chocolate Chip Cookies
| Special InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestFederal prisoners land on Alcatraz
| Special InterestNational Panini Day 🥪
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Aug. 11th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater · Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater · Washington D.C.Orioles at Twins
| 7:40 pm | NATL - MLB | Target Field - MinneapolisWednesday, August 12th, 2026
New Moon
| NATL - Moon PhasesCharred Nopales with Jalapeños and Spring Onions
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestSkeleton of Tyrannosaurus rex discovered
| Special InterestWorld Elephant Day 🐘
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Aug. 12th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestOrioles at Twins
| 1:40 pm | NATL - MLB | Target Field - MinneapolisDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater · Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater · Washington D.C.Thursday, August 13th, 2026
Cowboy Stew
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestBerlin is divided
| Special InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Aug. 13th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater · Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater · Washington D.C.Friday, August 14th, 2026
Cube Steak
| Special InterestJapan’s surrender made public
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestNational Financial Awareness Day 💵
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Aug. 14th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater · Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater · Washington D.C.Orioles at Rays
| 7:10 pm | NATL - MLB | Tropicana Field - St. PetersburgSaturday, August 15th, 2026
Woodstock festival opens in Bethel, New York
| Special InterestHamburger Soup
| Special InterestAssumtpion of Mary
| NATL - ReligiousJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestNational Discovery Day
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Aug. 15th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestBack-to-School Style Bar | Westfield Montgomery
| 12:00 pm | Shopping | Westfield Montgomery · BethesdaOrioles at Rays
| 6:10 pm | NATL - MLB | Tropicana Field - St. PetersburgDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater · Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater · Washington D.C.Sunday, August 16th, 2026