Saturday, September 5th, 2026
Today's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestChili Dog Casserole
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestSam Houston elected as president of Texas
| Special Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonNotable Birthdays Sept. 5th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Nationals at Dodgers
| 9:10 pm | NATL - MLB | UNIQLO Field at Dodger Stadium - Los AngelesSunday, September 6th, 2026
Joke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestFirst tank produced
| Special InterestBBQ Chicken Sliders
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonNotable Birthdays Sept. 6th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestNational Read a Book Day 📕
| NATL - Public InterestDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Nationals at Dodgers
| 10:10 pm | NATL - MLB | UNIQLO Field at Dodger Stadium - Los AngelesMonday, September 7th, 2026
Labor Day
| NATL - National HolidaysToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestSausage Egg muffins
| Special InterestUnited States nicknamed Uncle Sam
| Special InterestNotable Birthdays Sept. 7th 🎂
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonNationals at Padres
| 5:10 pm | NATL - MLB | Petco Park - San DiegoDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Tuesday, September 8th, 2026
Spicy Cajun Sausage and Rice
| NATL - Public InterestFord Pardons Nixon
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Sept. 8th 🎂
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Nationals at Padres
| 9:40 pm | NATL - MLB | Petco Park - San DiegoWednesday, September 9th, 2026
Crispy Roasted Chicken
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestElvis Presley makes first appearance on “The Ed Sullivan Show”
| Special InterestNotable Birthdays Sept. 9th 🎂
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonNationals at Padres
| 4:10 pm | NATL - MLB | Petco Park - San DiegoDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Thursday, September 10th, 2026
Today's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestFirst Drunk Driving Arrest
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestBlack Bean Chicken with Rice
| NATL - Public InterestNew Moon
| NATL - Moon PhasesWorld Suicide Day 💚
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Sept. 10th 🎂
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Friday, September 11th, 2026
Chicken Noodle Casserole
| Special InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestAttack on the United States
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonNotable Birthdays Sept. 11th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestAngels at Nationals
| 6:45 pm | NATL - MLB | Nationals Park - WashingtonDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Saturday, September 12th, 2026
Joke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestLascaux cave paintings discovered
| Special InterestSalisbury Steak Meatballs
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestNational Day of Encouragement
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Sept. 12th 🎂
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonAngels at Nationals
| 4:05 pm | NATL - MLB | Nationals Park - WashingtonDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Sunday, September 13th, 2026
Grandparents Day
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestHamburger Stir-Fry
| NATL - Public InterestIsrael-Palestine peace accord signed
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonNotable Birthdays Sept. 13th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestAngels at Nationals
| 1:35 pm | NATL - MLB | Nationals Park - WashingtonDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Monday, September 14th, 2026
Asian Salmon Tacos
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestFrancis Scott Key pens “The Star-Spangled Banner”
| Special InterestNotable Birthdays Sept. 14th 🎂
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonNational Coloring Day 🖍
| NATL - Public InterestDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Tuesday, September 15th, 2026