Monday, September 21st, 2026
White Chicken Chili
| Special InterestBenedict Arnold commits treason
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
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| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonNotable Birthdays Sept. 21st 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestBlue Jays at Orioles
| 6:35 pm | NATL - MLB | Oriole Park at Camden Yards - BaltimoreDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Tuesday, September 22nd, 2026
Autumn Equinox
| NATL - SeasonalLincoln issues Emancipation Proclamation
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestEggplant Fries
| Special InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonNotable Birthdays Sept. 22nd 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestBlue Jays at Orioles
| 6:35 pm | NATL - MLB | Oriole Park at Camden Yards - BaltimoreDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Wednesday, September 23rd, 2026
Joke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestChicken Artichoke Skillet
| NATL - Public InterestBilly the Kid arrested for first time
| Special InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonLibra Sept. 23- Oct. 22
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Sept. 23rd 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestAutumn Equinox
| 12:49 am | NATL - SeasonalBlue Jays at Orioles
| 6:35 pm | NATL - MLB | Oriole Park at Camden Yards - BaltimoreDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Thursday, September 24th, 2026
Cauliflower Soup
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestThe first Supreme Court is established
| Special InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonNotable Birthdays Sept. 24th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestNational Park Service Free Admission
| 9:00 am | NATL - Public InterestSPEAKER SERIES Laurel's 1970 Centennial Celebration
| 6:00 pm | Community and Civic Groups, Clubs | Laurel Municipal Swimming Pool | LaurelDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Friday, September 25th, 2026
Joke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestLittle Rock Nine begin first full day of classes
| Special InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestCumin Chicken
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Sept. 25th 🎂
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Orioles at Yankees
| 7:05 pm | NATL - MLB | Yankee Stadium - BronxSam Feldt At Clarendon Ballroom (Sep 25)
| 9:00 pm | Arts and Entertainment | Clarendon Ballroom | ArlingtonSaturday, September 26th, 2026
Full Moon
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestRavioli Lasagna
| NATL - Public InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestKennedy and Nixon square off in first televised presidential debate
| Special Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonNotable Birthdays Sept. 26th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestNational Johnny Appleseed Day 🍎
| NATL - Public InterestDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Orioles at Yankees
| 7:05 pm | NATL - MLB | Yankee Stadium - BronxMorgan Page At Clarendon Ballroom (Sep 26)
| 9:00 pm | Arts and Entertainment | Clarendon Ballroom | ArlingtonSunday, September 27th, 2026
John Adams appointed to negotiate peace terms with British
| Special InterestLemon Herbed Salmon
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonOrioles at Yankees
| 3:20 pm | NATL - MLB | Yankee Stadium - BronxDrunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Drunk Pirates Docks in Washington, D.C. for a Limited 12-Week Run
| 7:00 pm | Shows, Festivals, and Fairs | Sage Theater | Washington D.C.Monday, September 28th, 2026
Joke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestTed Williams becomes last MLB player to hit .400
| Special InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestFarmers Casserole
| Special Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonTuesday, September 29th, 2026
Joke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestCheesy Cheddar Broccoli Casserole
| NATL - Public InterestCyanide-laced Tylenol kills seven
| Special Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonWednesday, September 30th, 2026
Today's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestBreaded Ranch Chicken
| NATL - Public InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestUSS Nautilus—world’s first nuclear submarine—is commissioned
| Special Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonNotable Birthdays Sept. 30th 🎂
| NATL - Public InterestThursday, October 1st, 2026
Joke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestBroccoli Chicken
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Oct. 1st 🎂
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonFriday, October 2nd, 2026
Creamy Broccoli and Bean Soup
| Special InterestHollywood icon Rock Hudson dies of AIDS
| Special InterestJoke of the Day
| NATL - Public InterestToday's Quote
| NATL - Public InterestNotable Birthdays Oct. 2nd 🎂
| NATL - Public Interest2026 Whistleblower Education Scholarship
| Schools and Education | Tony Munter Qui Tam False Claims Act Lawyer | WashingtonSaturday, October 3rd, 2026